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The UK doesn't have the wonderful food-fest we call Thanksgiving, so we are heading to Paris this weekend. This way, I can stuff my face with cheese, wine and crepes and not think about all the pumpkin pie I'm missing.

Since Kate is the only one of us who speaks any French, and she can't yet read, I was studying up on a few French phrases to learn before our trip.

What did I learn from my handy-dandy translation dictionary?

Filed under, "Helpful Phrases":

Je suis lesbienne
J'ai une maladie contagieuse
Fous-moi lapaix!

Translation, s'il voux plait?

I am a lesbian
I have a contagious disease
Drop dead!


Tres Bien. We're all set now!